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Mar. 16th, 2013

Need a plan. An evil plan.

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famous4notdying
Mar. 16th, 2013 11:57 pm (UTC)
I was going to say, 'I've heard that one before,' but I actually haven't. Most of the people I've known have come up with their own evil plans.

I mean, they might have had a brainstorming session but they're generally to the making-plans stage before committing to villainy.

If you know what I mean.
totheskye
Mar. 17th, 2013 12:01 am (UTC)
Huh. Yeah, no, pretty sure I committed to villainy the day I was born.

[He winks.]

Well, sweetheart, usually I'm the kinda guy who plots his plots all alone, but this bitch is owning me at every turn, so I figure a consultant or two couldn't hurt.
famous4notdying
Mar. 17th, 2013 12:16 am (UTC)
I don't really think infants have much agency. I mean, I don't think you can commit to evil before you're even housebroken.

But I guess... the worst guy I knew had a-- [Cult? Cabal? Fan club?] --posse, so I guess that might be a place to start. Get some people to bounce ideas off of. Get together for evil coffee-dates.
totheskye
Mar. 17th, 2013 03:50 pm (UTC)
Not everyone starts off an infant, y'know.

Like some sorta evil overlord club? I could use one of those.
pandoragrace
Mar. 17th, 2013 05:00 am (UTC)
Why? [That's the weirdest 'need' she's heard yet.]
totheskye
Mar. 17th, 2013 03:46 pm (UTC)
Revenge. Someone did somethin' crazy to piss me off.
pandoragrace
Mar. 17th, 2013 10:17 pm (UTC)
Ignoring them might be more effective.
totheskye
Mar. 17th, 2013 11:15 pm (UTC)
Maybe, yeah, but that's much less like me.
pandoragrace
Mar. 18th, 2013 03:29 am (UTC)
Not the victorious type, then?
totheskye
Mar. 18th, 2013 05:50 pm (UTC)
More the vindictive type, really.
metody_green
Mar. 17th, 2013 05:33 pm (UTC)
An evil plan for what?
totheskye
Mar. 17th, 2013 05:37 pm (UTC)
For kickin' my psycho sister's ass. She came to see me wearin' my fuckin' ex girlfriend's body. Bitch.
metody_green
Mar. 17th, 2013 05:40 pm (UTC)
(Metody sits bolt upright, eyes wide)

Mother of pearl, Skye. What?
totheskye
Mar. 17th, 2013 05:45 pm (UTC)
She goes through bodies like I do outfits. But yeah, sick, right?
metody_green
Mar. 17th, 2013 05:46 pm (UTC)
Good golly, yes.

- trap her in her current one, maybe? Is that possible?

- not to be focused on myself, but is she going after everyone you like or once liked?
totheskye
Mar. 17th, 2013 05:54 pm (UTC)
That might be satisfyin', yeah. That way she couldn't take anyone else I give a damn 'bout.

Dunno, never thought. Don't go near chicks with red lips an' black hair, t'be on the safe side. Her in your body would be messed up.
metody_green
Mar. 17th, 2013 05:56 pm (UTC)
How does she hop from body to body?

And dude, that description is just this side of 'she has arms.' Is there another way of identifying her?
totheskye
Mar. 17th, 2013 06:07 pm (UTC)
'M not sure. I saw her do it by kissin' someone once, but it could be as simple as touch.

Uh, not really? Sorry. Never seen her in a body without black hair, though; kinda a preference for her, so you could be peachy.
metody_green
Mar. 17th, 2013 06:12 pm (UTC)
Oh, that could be tricky. It might mean locking her in stasis or something.

I'm also male. I mean, if she only likes females, I'm just hunky dory half the time.
totheskye
Mar. 18th, 2013 05:52 pm (UTC)
Statis? That sorta thing actually exists?

Yeah, well, you kinda look like a chick, y'know.
metody_green
Mar. 18th, 2013 11:30 pm (UTC)
It does. Does her hopping into someone's body kill them, our are they still in there?

Half the time, I am a chick. I alternate.
totheskye
Mar. 18th, 2013 11:33 pm (UTC)
I dunno if this is always right, but I met someone once who she possessed. They survived, an' they were awake the whole time, stuck in that body with no fuckin' control. How much would that suck?

Huh. Y'didn't say. Figured I would've noticed the tits.
metody_green
Mar. 19th, 2013 01:13 am (UTC)
Oh, so we need to shake her out of your ex first. Hmm..


...when I'm around you, I want to have sex, and I've never done that as a woman, so I stock to being male when we're together. Not that I have any breasts to speak of.
totheskye
Mar. 19th, 2013 01:16 am (UTC)
That mean you're gonna help me, Met?

Okay yeah, flatterin', but I'm still curious.
metody_green
Mar. 19th, 2013 03:01 am (UTC)
I don't really know how I could, to be honest.

About what?
totheskye
Mar. 19th, 2013 03:03 am (UTC)
Me neither, really. I dunno how I can even help myself in this.

Chick you.
metody_green
Mar. 19th, 2013 03:05 am (UTC)
You need consultants.


Shes just like dude me, but with different bits.
totheskye
Mar. 19th, 2013 03:11 am (UTC)
Yeah, I need evil demonic bitch consultants. Wonder where I could get me one of those?

Still, interestin'. Met with girl parts.
metody_green
Mar. 19th, 2013 04:14 am (UTC)
...the corresponding church?

(There is a pause while he tries to decide Skye's motives)

Its not as interesting as you think. They're just girl bits. I don't even have any piercings.
totheskye
Mar. 19th, 2013 04:17 am (UTC)
That... could work, actually. If I can find an angel or some shit with nothin' better t'do.

No piercin's? Seriously?
metody_green
Mar. 19th, 2013 04:24 am (UTC)
You smell like sex and sin. You could probably get one of the really self righteous sort to do it in an attempt to show you up.

None at all. I've only been able to do it for two or three years. Girl parts are pretty unfamiliar.
totheskye
Mar. 19th, 2013 09:38 am (UTC)
I do? Heh. I s'pose I could try that, yeah.

Pretty cool talent to have.
metody_green
Mar. 19th, 2013 11:24 am (UTC)
Or you could appeal to their better natures. But they always seem ironically prideful.

I guess? It feels right for me. I just wish I want so timid about being female.
totheskye
Mar. 20th, 2013 05:15 am (UTC)
Yeah, I figure the challenge of redeemin' me or some shit's gotta be better motivation, right?

What freaks you out 'bout it? Why don't y'spend some time with me wearin' your girl skin. I can try an' help~
metody_green
Mar. 20th, 2013 06:46 am (UTC)
You might as well hit both approaches at once. It'll give you better chances.

I guess because its new tho me, and I'm just not used to it like most women? I'm kind of afraid of hurting something.

(His eyes briefly flick up)

Skye, you're pretty rough, which I like most of the time, but..maybe not in this situation.
totheskye
Mar. 20th, 2013 06:49 am (UTC)
Worth a try, right?

I didn't figure rough would be much help, honey. But I know my way around girl parts a hell of a lot better than I reckon you do.
metody_green
Mar. 20th, 2013 09:05 am (UTC)
Can't hurt.

None of my girlfriends have ever complained. But you make a good point.
totheskye
Mar. 20th, 2013 09:09 am (UTC)
I didn't even know you dated chicks. But yeah, there's a kinda finesse that's learned with advanced mansluttery.

[He laughs at himself, appearing a little surprised at Metody's comment.]
metody_green
Mar. 20th, 2013 10:54 am (UTC)
I had a...well. She couldn't be my girlfriend because of her job -loyalties - but if she could have been, I would have asked her to be. And I've had several actual girlfriends, though none as close as her, and..I'm possibly a bigger slut than you. I just have more luck with men because I look like a girl.
totheskye
Mar. 20th, 2013 11:26 pm (UTC)
Is that some weird euphemism for 'she was a whore' or somethin'?

The idea of a bigger slut than me existin' is kinda terrifyin', Met.
metody_green
Mar. 20th, 2013 11:52 pm (UTC)
No, she was a life sworn royal guard. They weren't allowed to have real partners because their loyalty was to their Queen above all else.

I...sleep with a lot of people, Skye. I'm fairly well travelled.
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