Huh. Yeah, no, pretty sure I committed to villainy the day I was born.
[He winks.]
Well, sweetheart, usually I'm the kinda guy who plots his plots all alone, but this bitch is owning me at every turn, so I figure a consultant or two couldn't hurt.
I don't really think infants have much agency. I mean, I don't think you can commit to evil before you're even housebroken.
But I guess... the worst guy I knew had a-- [Cult? Cabal? Fan club?] --posse, so I guess that might be a place to start. Get some people to bounce ideas off of. Get together for evil coffee-dates.
I dunno if this is always right, but I met someone once who she possessed. They survived, an' they were awake the whole time, stuck in that body with no fuckin' control. How much would that suck?
Huh. Y'didn't say. Figured I would've noticed the tits.
Oh, so we need to shake her out of your ex first. Hmm..
...when I'm around you, I want to have sex, and I've never done that as a woman, so I stock to being male when we're together. Not that I have any breasts to speak of.
I had a...well. She couldn't be my girlfriend because of her job -loyalties - but if she could have been, I would have asked her to be. And I've had several actual girlfriends, though none as close as her, and..I'm possibly a bigger slut than you. I just have more luck with men because I look like a girl.
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I mean, they might have had a brainstorming session but they're generally to the making-plans stage before committing to villainy.
If you know what I mean.
[He winks.]
Well, sweetheart, usually I'm the kinda guy who plots his plots all alone, but this bitch is owning me at every turn, so I figure a consultant or two couldn't hurt.
But I guess... the worst guy I knew had a-- [Cult? Cabal? Fan club?] --posse, so I guess that might be a place to start. Get some people to bounce ideas off of. Get together for evil coffee-dates.
Like some sorta evil overlord club? I could use one of those.
Mother of pearl, Skye. What?
- trap her in her current one, maybe? Is that possible?
- not to be focused on myself, but is she going after everyone you like or once liked?
Dunno, never thought. Don't go near chicks with red lips an' black hair, t'be on the safe side. Her in your body would be messed up.
And dude, that description is just this side of 'she has arms.' Is there another way of identifying her?
Uh, not really? Sorry. Never seen her in a body without black hair, though; kinda a preference for her, so you could be peachy.
I'm also male. I mean, if she only likes females, I'm just hunky dory half the time.
Yeah, well, you kinda look like a chick, y'know.
Half the time, I am a chick. I alternate.
Huh. Y'didn't say. Figured I would've noticed the tits.
...when I'm around you, I want to have sex, and I've never done that as a woman, so I stock to being male when we're together. Not that I have any breasts to speak of.
Okay yeah, flatterin', but I'm still curious.
About what?
Chick you.
Shes just like dude me, but with different bits.
Still, interestin'. Met with girl parts.
(There is a pause while he tries to decide Skye's motives)
Its not as interesting as you think. They're just girl bits. I don't even have any piercings.
No piercin's? Seriously?
None at all. I've only been able to do it for two or three years. Girl parts are pretty unfamiliar.
Pretty cool talent to have.
I guess? It feels right for me. I just wish I want so timid about being female.
What freaks you out 'bout it? Why don't y'spend some time with me wearin' your girl skin. I can try an' help~
I guess because its new tho me, and I'm just not used to it like most women? I'm kind of afraid of hurting something.
(His eyes briefly flick up)
Skye, you're pretty rough, which I like most of the time, but..maybe not in this situation.
I didn't figure rough would be much help, honey. But I know my way around girl parts a hell of a lot better than I reckon you do.
None of my girlfriends have ever complained. But you make a good point.
[He laughs at himself, appearing a little surprised at Metody's comment.]
The idea of a bigger slut than me existin' is kinda terrifyin', Met.
I...sleep with a lot of people, Skye. I'm fairly well travelled.